Wednesday, March 07, 2007

AMERICAN IDOL RECAP

For those who don't have time to watch the show, Paula got uncharacteristically mean half way through the show. Are the tides turning?

Blake Lewis-311. Not bad. I'm getting sick of the beatbox already, bro.
Sanjaya Malakar-Duuuude. Hula? Yikes. Sorry buddy, you're going home. Singing=awful. By the way, what is with the Brian Friedman hairstyle?
Jared Cotter-This guy is so boring. I think Mario V. did this song and kicked ass. And stop flirting with Paula. She is easy. You don't need to go to all that effort.
Chris Richardson-Chris. Listen to me. You are good. So drop the Justin Timberlake schtick. Great song choice, by the way.
Brandon Rogers-Are you TRYING to lose? You are in the biz. Learn how to pick songs, dude!
Phil Stacey-Hey you looked like Mr. Peepers. You're not hip, so stop trying to dress like you are. And enough with the lite-rock snoozefest. I swear if you make it another week and sing "Breakfast at Tiffany's" I may cry.
Sundance-How did you get on this show?
Chris Sligh-Stop trying to impress us with the obscure songs. OK we know you listen to all sorts of genres. Big deal. Entertain us. And your Bruce Vilanch thing is getting old.
Sanjaya
Chris Sligh

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